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"Sss, sss, sss.

You've reached the desk of Myriam Scuttlebutt.

If you're calling to submit a story to the Cerealia Times, please press 1.

If you're calling to inquire about employment with the Cerealia Times, please press 2.

If you're calling to make a complaint about a story in the Cerealia Times, you are free to hang up. Complaints will only be accepted as submitted letters to the editor, delivered in physical form.

If you're calling for any other reason, please leave a message after the beep."

[boop]

[if 1 is pressed]

"You've reached the extension for submitting a story to the Cerealia Times. Please describe your story after the beep. For reference, please include your name and contact information. You may also make your tip anonymously, or ask for anonymity. As a source, your anonymity is protected by law, and will not be revealed without your express permission.

Kahk-kahk... Keep in mind, you cannot be financially compensated for information you provide, for reason of journalistic ethics. ...no, really, journalists aren't supposed to do that."

[boop]

[if 2 is pressed]

"The Cerealia Times is in need of correspondents, reporters, photojournalists, and delivery personnel.

Correspondent: you are expected to respond to stories that break out in an assigned section of Cerealia, report the information at the scene, interview witnesses, and supply written stories. Mild literacy is required.

Reporters: you are expected to actively pursue assigned stories and conduct related interviews in a timely manner. Mild interpersonal skills a plus, but not essential. With approval, you will be free to investigate your own stories.

Photojournalists: you are expected to record newsworthy events on film. This may require taking shots under suboptimal conditions.

Delivery personnel: you are expected to transport, unload, and fold bundles of newspaper around Cerealia.

All of these jobs take long hours and are very demanding... but they're worth it. --Except for the delivery job, that's just busywork. Sss, sss!

Leave your contact information, desired post, and brief description of your experience, if any!"

[boop]

[action thread continuations can go here too!]

voice;

Date: 2015-06-10 12:38 pm (UTC)
dishonorstudent: @shuumei (✂ stop measuring my fkn bmi)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
N-Nevermind! Just... keep your wits about you.

voice;

Date: 2015-06-10 12:58 pm (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727971)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
[ It's possible... but Ryuko is also a big softie underneath that thug image. Myriam Scuttlebutt deals with enough abuse as it is, but she doesn't deserve to die in Ryuko's books. ]

I hate Archer, and you're Jakuzure's friend.

...And you're loyal to your people.

voice;

Date: 2015-06-11 02:06 pm (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8791452)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
I just don't like guys who say abusive crap to girls and think they can get away with it by playin' the "I'm the lowest" card.

[ Not to mention he tries to make up for it with materialistic things like food and presents, that usually come with a backhanded note. That doesn't work on Ryuko.

They also got into a brutal fight, but that's definitely not going to be relayed to a news reporter. ]


So yeah, local jerk.

voice;

Date: 2015-06-12 01:04 pm (UTC)
dishonorstudent: @akise (✂ whatever: chin rest)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Yup.

Wait, don't tell me she white-knighted him after your artice?

voice;

Date: 2015-06-16 10:26 am (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727874)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Like-- ah, don't worry. It doesn't matter, anyway.

Don't think badly of Athena for it... she's got a good heart. Better than most of us.

voice;

Date: 2015-06-16 10:36 am (UTC)
dishonorstudent: @bubs (✂ cute: ah!)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Whoa-- are you for real?! That means she's probably seen your face!

[ Somehow that's the first thought that pops to Ryuko's head. ]

voice;

Date: 2015-06-16 10:48 am (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727893)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Oh, I dunno about that, her loose lips have sunk ships, y'know.

[ Like that one time she blurted out Yata having a crush on Saya, yes... that ship literally went down. ]

But I'm her best friend. Does that mean you don't trust me?

voice;

Date: 2015-06-16 11:01 am (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727913)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Trust-o-meter?

... [ Look, she IS kind of curious to see what's underneath the box. ]

I'll bite, but no promises. What kinda story ya after?

voice;

Date: 2015-06-16 11:21 am (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727944)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Wha-- I don't have time to do your whole work for you, geez! I'll give you one story!

[ And the less said about Harime the better. ]

voice;

Date: 2015-06-16 12:52 pm (UTC)
dishonorstudent: (pic#8791455)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
One story! Take it or leave it!

voice;

Date: 2015-06-18 10:59 am (UTC)
dishonorstudent: @akise (✂ hey satsuki stfu)
From: [personal profile] dishonorstudent
Great. Meet me face to face and I'll tell ya all about what's in the sky... and it's something only I and one other person know about. How's that for the old trust-o-meter?

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