Ohmygosh do you really pay people in ice cream sundaes? Is that really a form of payment I can accept?
[Wait Mabel getting ahead of yourself.]
Oops I mean- I'm sorry to hear about your mysterious disappearance of the former column writer. Are you going to make a story about that? It'd be like...storyception!
But lay those questions on me! I'll have those answered in no time! Before you can say "two twonicorns tip-toed to the Tiny Tadpole Tearoom" three times fast!
...well, maybe not that fast. But I'll be as quick and thorough as I can! The newspaper won't wait on this writer!
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Date: 2015-06-02 11:04 pm (UTC)[Wait Mabel getting ahead of yourself.]
Oops I mean- I'm sorry to hear about your mysterious disappearance of the former column writer. Are you going to make a story about that? It'd be like...storyception!
But lay those questions on me! I'll have those answered in no time! Before you can say "two twonicorns tip-toed to the Tiny Tadpole Tearoom" three times fast!
...well, maybe not that fast. But I'll be as quick and thorough as I can! The newspaper won't wait on this writer!