Hello? Miss Pines? Myriam Scuttlebutt here, editor of The Cerealia Times!
Your timing is perfect, actually! I recently received an offer from another person to write a love advice column, but... they've since gone mysteriously missing. Without a trace! Not sure what happened. But, what can you do, the newspaper can't wait. Kahk-kahk-kahk.
So anyway, I have a list of sample questions for you! I'd like you to write your responses, and if they seem printable, you're hired. I pay my employees on a freelance basis, which means per article. How does two credits per column sound to you? Or I can pay you in ice cream sundaes or a juice or something. Sss, sss, sss.
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Date: 2015-06-02 10:48 pm (UTC)Hello? Miss Pines? Myriam Scuttlebutt here, editor of The Cerealia Times!
Your timing is perfect, actually! I recently received an offer from another person to write a love advice column, but... they've since gone mysteriously missing. Without a trace! Not sure what happened. But, what can you do, the newspaper can't wait. Kahk-kahk-kahk.
So anyway, I have a list of sample questions for you! I'd like you to write your responses, and if they seem printable, you're hired. I pay my employees on a freelance basis, which means per article. How does two credits per column sound to you? Or I can pay you in ice cream sundaes or a juice or something. Sss, sss, sss.