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[personal profile] cardboard_journalism
"Sss, sss, sss.

You've reached the desk of Myriam Scuttlebutt.

If you're calling to submit a story to the Cerealia Times, please press 1.

If you're calling to inquire about employment with the Cerealia Times, please press 2.

If you're calling to make a complaint about a story in the Cerealia Times, you are free to hang up. Complaints will only be accepted as submitted letters to the editor, delivered in physical form.

If you're calling for any other reason, please leave a message after the beep."

[boop]

[if 1 is pressed]

"You've reached the extension for submitting a story to the Cerealia Times. Please describe your story after the beep. For reference, please include your name and contact information. You may also make your tip anonymously, or ask for anonymity. As a source, your anonymity is protected by law, and will not be revealed without your express permission.

Kahk-kahk... Keep in mind, you cannot be financially compensated for information you provide, for reason of journalistic ethics. ...no, really, journalists aren't supposed to do that."

[boop]

[if 2 is pressed]

"The Cerealia Times is in need of correspondents, reporters, photojournalists, and delivery personnel.

Correspondent: you are expected to respond to stories that break out in an assigned section of Cerealia, report the information at the scene, interview witnesses, and supply written stories. Mild literacy is required.

Reporters: you are expected to actively pursue assigned stories and conduct related interviews in a timely manner. Mild interpersonal skills a plus, but not essential. With approval, you will be free to investigate your own stories.

Photojournalists: you are expected to record newsworthy events on film. This may require taking shots under suboptimal conditions.

Delivery personnel: you are expected to transport, unload, and fold bundles of newspaper around Cerealia.

All of these jobs take long hours and are very demanding... but they're worth it. --Except for the delivery job, that's just busywork. Sss, sss!

Leave your contact information, desired post, and brief description of your experience, if any!"

[boop]

[action thread continuations can go here too!]

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Date: 2015-06-03 10:45 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (phoenix wright face)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
[ She doesn't need Widget to hear so much panic and confusion, and she starts panicking herself. ]

Ugh... Myriam, calm down! It's- It's fine. Just stop, okay?

... actually, if you could apologise to Archer for the jerk thing, that. . . that would be great. He might even stop being a jerk to you...

action;

Date: 2015-06-03 11:03 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (that's dr. blackjack not simon!!!)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
[ Oh god, what has she done...

She grabs the CereVice and changes some of the text. She may as well go with this since it seems to be working.

No more false accusations.
I'm sorry.
]


Something like that might be better...? I think he'd get mad if he found out about the person threatening me.

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Date: 2015-06-03 11:18 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (all i ask of you)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
[ It might have been private, but she's sure Rin had her eyes on it with how much she's hacking into the network. . . Athena decides to keep quiet about that. ]

Look, I don't know much about what's going on between the people who dislike what you're writing and you. I'm just here to make sure you don't get hurt.

And just in case my case hasn't been made clear: Archer would never hurt anybody over something like that. He'd rather get himself hurt than endanger people's lives.

action;

Date: 2015-06-03 11:28 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (aha ha ha hahahahahahahaha...)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
I... think that's a lot better.

[ Even she's not sure. ]

Um, what's this about Napoleon?

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Date: 2015-06-03 11:49 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (how can you resist this face?!)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
I hope this works.

... and I hope that you'll be able to see Archer's good points someday. He's not a bad guy, even if he has a bad attitude.

action;

Date: 2015-06-03 12:58 pm (UTC)
psycholawgy: (happy days are here again)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
Thank you so much, Myriam! Thank you! I really mean it!

action;

Date: 2015-06-04 04:57 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (eldoon noodles is having a sale?)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
Yes? [ She looks at her curiously. ] What is it?

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Date: 2015-06-04 07:37 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (chords of steel is just wrong...)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
Hmm... I could name some things, [ She starts poking at her earring as she thinks. ] but to put it simply, his heart told me so.

action;

Date: 2015-06-04 02:21 pm (UTC)
psycholawgy: (someone said psychology)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
... well? What did he say?

action;

Date: 2015-06-05 03:18 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (aw shit son)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
As long as the two of you stop fighting.

... and the next time he does something you don't like, talk to me first, okay? In fact, before you go writing about somebody you don't like, come to me. Don't go writing about it right away.

action;

Date: 2015-06-05 03:48 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (show me show me that you missed me)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
Oh, yeah!

I still need to buy a swimsuit, anyway.

action;

Date: 2015-06-05 05:15 am (UTC)
psycholawgy: (your princess is in this castle)
From: [personal profile] psycholawgy
I'm going for Ryuko. I haven't seen her in a while since-- [ Oh, maybe she shouldn't be talking about Nui. . . ] since she had to go to camp.
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