[there were many people with opinions about Scuttlebutt, it was true]

I see... your curiosity about the box grows stronger. Sss, sss, sss!

Y'see, I'm not just the editor, I'm also a reporter. And I'm not just a reporter, I'm an undercover reporter! This box protects my identity. With it, I am one with the shadows. Observing everything, missing nothing. The inside of this box is like a black hole... from which no scoop escapes!