I simply don't print anything more about Saiyans in the newspaper anymore. If Jaco feeds me anything else, I shut him down. This gives Prince Vegeta the last word, and the collective readership will probably forget about it in a week or so.
--Of course, that will fall apart if your husband happens to do something genuinely newsworthy. Like, say, get into a fight in a public place with lots of eyewitnesses. Or destroy the world. Either/or. Kahk kahk kahk.
Option two: the source of the article was Jaco with a public statement. If we can get Vegeta and Jaco to meet, without Vegeta stepping on him like a roach, then Jaco himself can see how not-evil Vegeta is. They can pose for a nice picture, and it gives the public a good story about how two enemies in their own galaxy can find common ground in Cerealia-- possibly united in common mutual-animosity against CERES. I get a nice narrative for my paper, your husband can have an image of himself as a villain generously tolerating an enemy in extreme circumstances, you get to wrap a bow on the episode and call it 'done' without having to worry about "the Saiyan Menace" anymore.
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Date: 2015-06-11 06:37 am (UTC)I simply don't print anything more about Saiyans in the newspaper anymore. If Jaco feeds me anything else, I shut him down. This gives Prince Vegeta the last word, and the collective readership will probably forget about it in a week or so.
--Of course, that will fall apart if your husband happens to do something genuinely newsworthy. Like, say, get into a fight in a public place with lots of eyewitnesses. Or destroy the world. Either/or. Kahk kahk kahk.
Option two: the source of the article was Jaco with a public statement. If we can get Vegeta and Jaco to meet, without Vegeta stepping on him like a roach, then Jaco himself can see how not-evil Vegeta is. They can pose for a nice picture, and it gives the public a good story about how two enemies in their own galaxy can find common ground in Cerealia-- possibly united in common mutual-animosity against CERES. I get a nice narrative for my paper, your husband can have an image of himself as a villain generously tolerating an enemy in extreme circumstances, you get to wrap a bow on the episode and call it 'done' without having to worry about "the Saiyan Menace" anymore.
[Until the next guy, probably.]