[Bulma has never been the most patient person when she's made up her mind to do something, so rather than listen to the whole message she simply jabs 1.]

Yes, hello. My name is Bulma Briefs and I'd like to talk to you about today's article on the... [paper rustling] ..."Saiyan Menace".

[Those quotes? Totally audible.]

I've got some insider information you'll want to hear.