I'd like to! But that columnist wrote under condition of anonymity. Which means if I said they worked for me, I'd be breaking their trust. --But I guess in this case it also means I can't report how I found them disappearing suddenly. I guess anonymity has its own risks. Kahk-kahk-kahk.
All right, here they go: you ready?
Number one: "What is love? Please don't reply with the song." No idea what song he's talking about.
Number two: "Why?" Blunt, but whatever, maybe you can be creative.
Number three: "How can you tell if a girl likes you more than a friend?" Seems a pretty standard question.
Number four: "What do you do if you like someone you're not supposed to like?" Lot of potential here, isn't there? Sss, sss, sss!
Number five: "How can you tell if someone could be interested in a date? How do you let someone know you would be available as something more than a friend? What is a good way to ask someone on a date? What are good locations for dates in this city?" Kahk-kahk... They went a little overboard, there.
Number six: "Why are humans so strange when it comes to loving? And also should humans marry Saiyan war mongering royalty?" ...No idea. Your guess is as good as mine.
Number seven: "My dear friend is in need of help, how does one confess to another who, while likes them, appears to be a little oblivious? I am not pretending that the friend is myself, this is truly for another." Suspiciously specific in their denial there, but y'know, might be legit.
Choose as many of these you think will make a good column and answer them. Feel free to give made-up names for the person asking. "Horribly Heartbroken Harry," or "Lonely Lovely Larry," or whatever.
I print the paper January 17th! It'll be put to bed at 11:59 pm the previous day. I don't accept any submissions after that. Think you can make that deadline? Sss, sss.
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All right, here they go: you ready?
Number one: "What is love? Please don't reply with the song." No idea what song he's talking about.
Number two: "Why?" Blunt, but whatever, maybe you can be creative.
Number three: "How can you tell if a girl likes you more than a friend?" Seems a pretty standard question.
Number four: "What do you do if you like someone you're not supposed to like?" Lot of potential here, isn't there? Sss, sss, sss!
Number five: "How can you tell if someone could be interested in a date? How do you let someone know you would be available as something more than a friend? What is a good way to ask someone on a date? What are good locations for dates in this city?" Kahk-kahk... They went a little overboard, there.
Number six: "Why are humans so strange when it comes to loving? And also should humans marry Saiyan war mongering royalty?" ...No idea. Your guess is as good as mine.
Number seven: "My dear friend is in need of help, how does one confess to another who, while likes them, appears to be a little oblivious? I am not pretending that the friend is myself, this is truly for another." Suspiciously specific in their denial there, but y'know, might be legit.
Choose as many of these you think will make a good column and answer them. Feel free to give made-up names for the person asking. "Horribly Heartbroken Harry," or "Lonely Lovely Larry," or whatever.
I print the paper January 17th! It'll be put to bed at 11:59 pm the previous day. I don't accept any submissions after that. Think you can make that deadline? Sss, sss.