What? "Miss Tattler"? Miss Tattler writes the column under condition of anonymity. I'm not at liberty to divulge who they are to anyone. Kahk-kahk-kahk-kahk...

[so it was 'us' now, maybe that part had been right on the money... wow, a gossip column that really had hit its mark. It truly was a brave new world.]

Well, until it does, you're free to submit a letter to the editor! As of right now, I'm satisfied with the gossip column. But, maybe if I got enough letters complaining about it, I'd change my mind.

[it took all of Myriam's self-control to not add "hint hint" at the end of that sentence.]

By the way, since I've got you on the phone... how would you feel about a little proposition? Sss, sss, sss.