Doesn't matter! Scuttlebutt's the name, and that's enough for me.

Not when you're a master undercover reporter like I am! This box conceals my identity, letting me collect my scoops without anyone being the wiser. Imagine this box as like a steel-iron trap... for information!

But, enough about me... tell me more about your business, in your own words. How long have you been running it? Is this something you did previously? What sort of problems have you helped people solve?